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       THE LEGEND OF FRENCH CREEK, PART VIII

                                                        The Legend

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                                                 French Creek

 Once camp was set up, we decided to take a hike and see a few of the waterfalls for which the park is famous.  The air was cool for June, and I anticipated a stress-relieving walk.  As I packed some snacks into my backpack, my hand brushed against an outside pocket of the pack I seldom used.  There was something small and hard inside.  I unzipped the pocket and reached in, withdrawing something that set me shaking.  It was a Druid talisman.  I knew from my research exactly what it was and its blasphemous purpose.  The crude fetish was in the form of a naked woman with prominent breasts and an obvious cleft between her stunted legs.  I had seen a drawing of a statue exactly like this in a book of ancient Druid curses and spells.  Its specific purpose was to summon Druid spirits to its possessor on the night of the summer solstice. After a year, was I still to be haunted by these demonic specters?  I had to dispose of this totem, and soon.

 “I think I’ll take a canoe ride before dinner,” I told Joan after quickly forming a plan.

 I pushed the canoe out, jumped in, and paddled toward the center of the lake.  When I was far from shore, I reached into my pocket, retrieved the crude statue, and hurled it into the water.  I was now free of the talisman and free of its purpose, or so I hoped.

 Tonight, will be a very long night.

                                                         THE END

            HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY

November 28, 2024 at 2:37 pm Leave a comment

THE LEGEND OF FRENCH CREEK, PART VII

                                                                   The Legend

                                                         of                    

                                                 French Creek

The blackness of the forest became full of a milk-white vapor, although above, the sky was full of stars.  There was no wind, yet the mist came rapidly from different directions and formed a shell of white around the concrete slab.  Soon the vapor took the form of a house, becoming a solid structure.  Windows, now present, glowed bright red and I could see figures dancing within.  The door of the house opened and there appeared a group of naked men and women horribly burned, their bodies smoking.  I wanted to look away but could not.  Their obscene presence came toward me.  They lunged at me.  Their hideous laughter screamed in my ears.  Now the horrors surrounded me.  My mind could not take any more.  I lost consciousness and dreamed of daemons and devils surrounding me in an attempt to capture my soul.

 I awoke the next morning with a feeling of dread, not wanting to open my eyes.  The ruin was the same as it appeared the night before, although the debris on the forest floor leading to my campsite appeared disturbed.  I looked down, and to my horror, my sleeping bag bore handprints burnt into the fabric.

 I packed up my gear and headed down the trail to meet my wife and return to the comfort of my home, never wanting to return to French Creek Park again.

                                                   * * *

 I tried to make the horror of that night clear of my mind, but it wouldn’t happen.  I felt I had brought something back from that gruesome night and could not escape its presence.  Damned if I could figure out what it was.  So, I switched gears and embraced the event.  After some research on the Druids, I worked my experience and new-found background into a few stories that I managed to sell.

 Nearly a year had passed since that dreadful night, when Joan announced, “I think we need to get away.  How about a short four-day vacation?”

 “Sounds great, but it better be cheap,” I said.  “You know money is tight.”

 “Camping is not expensive,” she answered.  I’ve reserved a site from June 19 to June 22.”  She saw my face grow deathly pale, and then quickly added, “A site at Rickett’s Glen.”

 “I thought you were talking about French Creek.  I’m never going back there again.”

I tried to make the horror of that night clear of my mind, but it wouldn’t happen.  I felt I had brought something back from that gruesome night and could not escape its presence.  Damned if I could figure out what it was.  So, I switched gears and embraced the event.  After some research on the Druids, I worked my experience and new-found background into a few stories that I managed to sell.

 Nearly a year had passed since that dreadful night, when Joan announced, “I think we need to get away.  How about a short four-day vacation?”

 “Sounds great, but it better be cheap,” I said.  “You know money is tight.”

 “Camping is not expensive,” she answered.  I’ve reserved a site from June 19 to June 22.”  She saw my face grow deathly pale, and then quickly added, “A site at Ricketts Glen.”

 “I thought you were talking about French Creek.  I’m never going back there again.”

November 27, 2024 at 1:13 pm Leave a comment

THE LEGEND OF FRENCH CREEK, PART VI

                                                                  The Legend

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                                                 French Creek

I formulated a plan.  I would have Joan drop me off the evening of the summer solstice, which would be a Tuesday night.  Joan was hesitant but gave in after I told her it would help me with a story I was working on.  She knew I was going through a dry period.  An hour before dusk, I would set out on the Orange Trail with a pack containing a sleeping bag and whatever I might need for the night.  Appearing to be just another hiker, I would make camp near the ruins and see for myself if there was anything to The Legend of French Creek.

 The night of the summer solstice was rapidly approaching, and my feelings ranged from that of stupidity with this pursuit to fear of spending the night alone deep in the woods.

 The morning of June 21st I found myself packing my gear.  I would not build a fire, so I included a can of beans, bread and a can of SPAM©.  My wife entered the bedroom and wrinkled her nose as she saw the SPAM© going into my backpack.  She does not appreciate this brick of pork-flavored heaven as much as I do.

 “So, you’re really going through with this crazy plan,” she said.  Joan had been trying to humor me but at the same time talks me out of going for some time now.  Her arguments only strengthened my determination to see it through, but also added to my occasional thoughts of what a stupid idea this was.

 At seven o’clock that night we set out on the forty-five-minute drive to the park.  Along the way, Joan would continually ask, “Are you sure you want to do this?”

 I responded, “Yes,” although it was not as firm a ‘yes’ as I intended.

 We entered the park and stopped along the circular road near our former campsite.  I got out, shouldered my backpack, and said, “I guess I’m ready.”

 Joan replied, “I know you won’t reconsider.  Please be careful.  I’ll pick you up tomorrow at noon.”   We kissed, and she drove off.  My writer’s mind was already on hyper drive.  And this was the last time he saw my wife, I thought.

 I walked the Orange Trail toward the ruin.  The smell of campfire smoke filled the air.  Alone on the trail, with thoughts full of horror and mayhem, I pressed on.  As I approached the site of the burned structure, the sun was a giant orange ball peeking through trees racing toward the horizon.  An open space across the trail from my quarry caught my attention.  It was there I would make my camp.

 The forest was darkening now and becoming chilly.  I climbed into my sleeping bag and leaned against a boulder to begin my vigil.  Cutting the SPAM© into slices, I made two sandwiches and opened the beans.  Saving some SPAM© for my morning meal, I consumed my dinner. 

The forest was dark now, but I dare not light a light.  I concentrated on the ruin taking note of the sounds and the feelings of dread I encouraged my mind to pursue.  I tried to remain awake, but the warmth of my sleeping bag and a full stomach made me drowsy, and I soon fell asleep.

 What happened next I wanted to credit to a dream, but I know it was real.

November 26, 2024 at 5:59 pm Leave a comment

THE LEGEND OF FRENCH CREEK, PART V

The Legend

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                                                 French Creek

Two weeks later, we were packing for our camping trip.  Our dog, Millie, appeared to be as excited as we were, seeing her food and toys packed up and taken out to the van.

We set out on the afternoon of Halloween full of anticipation in leaving our daily lives and spending a weekend in the wilderness with our pup.  After finding our campsite, we quickly set up camp and Millie, attached to a long lead, sniffed the forest floor.  That night, seated by a roaring campfire with Joan, my imagination ran wild.  I pictured Druids descending on our campsite, with us captured for their human sacrifices.  Of course, nothing happened.  The entire night passed, uneventful.  My imagination can be a weird place.

The next morning, we planned our first hike with Millie.  The Orange Trail passed behind our tent.  It was an easy trail, ideal for Millie, my wife and me.  After packing lunch, we set out in late morning with Millie taking the lead, full of excitement.  We walked the trail for a little more than two miles when it meandered toward the perimeter of the park.  After another half mile, Millie’s excitement on this adventure changed dramatically.  Our pup began to growl and pull away from the direction we were going, not wanting to continue.  We pulled her along and her growl became a whimper of fear, something we’d never seen her exhibit.  Another fifty feet and there it was.  I was sure it was the site of the minister’s house described by the old man in the store.

As Millie pulled back on her leash, we approached the destroyed structure.  There was a concrete slab about thirty by twenty feet off the trail with charred posts sticking out from points in the foundation.  A rusted bedspring was the only sign of furniture.  A few decaying pipes punctured the concrete slab.  What was unusual was the lack of vegetation surrounding the slab.  No trees had invaded the immediate area.  Only weeds and forest litter marred the land.

 We stood there, with Millie pulling away.  Joan said, “What a curious place out here in the middle of nowhere.  And why is Millie acting so strange?”

I had yet to relate to Joan the story the old man told me.  As we continued on our hike, I told her about the old man’s story.  We both noticed that the farther we walked along the trail, the more Millie returned to her pleasant disposition.

I knew I had to return to these ruins on the summer solstice to investigate.

November 25, 2024 at 1:01 pm Leave a comment

THE LEGEND OF FRENCH CREEK, PART IV

The Legend

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                                                 French Creek

“It was in the early 1920’s when a new preacher came to town.  During the late summer the townsfolk said they would build him a house.  He walked not far from the church and saw a level area with little growth.  Apparently, the damn fool picked the site where the pagans’ cabin once stood.

 “The house was built before winter set in and the congregation spent the remainder of the winter and the next spring worshipping, led by the new minister.

 “Then the night of the summer solstice arrived.  No one knows what happened, but the minister’s house burnt down that night with him in it.  The church caught fire and burned to the ground too.

 “Eventually, during the depression, the town died, and the area returned to wilderness.  Here’s where the legend takes over, my young friend.  All the buildings were overgrown by the forest except for the minister’s.  The concrete slab that served as its foundation is still there, along with some burnt up debris.  The forest won’t touch that rubble, so the legend says, because the pagans still dwell there underground.  I don’t know exactly where it is, but it’s somewhere on the perimeter of French Creek State Park.  Folks say it’s still there, easy to find along one of the popular trails, but I never bothered lookin’.  Some say they get a strange feeling when they hike past the rubble on the day of the summer solstice.  No one goes there that night.  Campers all stay snug and warm by their fires or in their tents, and town folks safe in their homes.”

 “That’s a great story,” I told the old man.  “Maybe I could use some of it in a story.  But first, I’ll try to find the ruin you mentioned.”

 “Don’t know if you should, mister.  All legends have a bit of truth.  I wouldn’t want to cause you any harm.”

 “Don’t worry.  I’ll be careful.”

 I shook his hand and left the small store, my mind full of ideas. I kept in mind the details he gave me about the location of the minister’s house.  With our impending camping trip to French Creek State Park, I thought the coincidence was perfect for me to do some research.  If I could locate the site I could use the surroundings to give my story a realistic bent.

November 24, 2024 at 1:32 pm Leave a comment

 THE LEGEND OF FRENCH CREEK, PART III

                                                 The Legend

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French Creek

I pulled a small pad and a pen from my shirt pocket.  “Mind if I take some notes?”

 “Hell no.  Most around here know the story – it’s no secret.”

 He began his tale.

 “Grandpa first told me this story when I was young.  Wanted to scare the hell out of me, I suppose.  Used to enjoy doing that a lot.  Starts back in the late 1700’s when some people moved in that weren’t welcomed in this neck of the woods.  They came from England.  Some kind of pagan cult called Drubids.”

 “Do you mean Druids?” I asked.

 “Ya, something like that.  Anyway, they wanted to be left alone so they built a house way out in the woods.  There was men and women, but no children.  Young, they was.  Maybe eight or ten of them.

 “Seems the locals, being of the religious type, didn’t take too kindly to these pagans.  Then the trouble started.  Farm animals turned up missing, some cows and sheep.  The locals suspected treachery by the pagans, but they kept their peace.  Then, within two weeks’ time, three children went missing.  A group of townsfolk paid a visit to the pagans.  The heathens said they knew nothing of the animals or children disappearing.  But the locals thought they were acting suspicious.

 “This all happened in the spring.  Then came the massacre.

It was the night of the summer solstice.  The nearest residents to the pagans reported a red glow in the forest that night.  Some of the local men, well-armed, went to investigate.  They approached the pagan camp and saw the men and women dancing naked around a fire.  There was a pile of cut-up carcasses, no one could tell what they were being thrown into the fire.

 “One of the men, nervous I suppose, shot into the air and the pagans made for the cabin.  The story goes that the men surrounded the cabin, and then someone threw a blazing brand onto the roof.  The cabin caught fire.  Screams could be heard coming from the house.  Some of the pagans tried to escape through the door and windows, but they were shot and fell back into the inferno.  While they waited on of the men poked around in the fire.  Found bones, small human bones so the story goes.  The men of the town remained until the house collapsed.  By morning, it was just a smoking ruin.  They left and said little of what they had done to anyone outside the community.  Some of the curious would visit the site of the pagan compound, but that ended after a while.  And as time passed, the story faded but was not totally forgotten.

November 23, 2024 at 7:02 pm Leave a comment


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