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PLUMBING PROBLEMS: PART IX

               PLUMBING PROBLEMS IX

“Hang on,” she said, “I’ll try his cell phone.”  She came back on the line and said her call to Dave could not be completed; something was wrong with his cell phone.  I wasn’t prepared for her next response.

She half shouted and half cried, “That bastard!”

There was more to come.

“He’s with his slut, that son of a bitch.  That’s the only place he can be.”  Debbie continued with an explanation that I really didn’t need to hear.  “We had just been married a year, and I knew I wasn’t his first girlfriend, but I figured I’d be the last.  Dave had accepted a job from a woman new to the area and I found out he was servicing more than just her plumbing.  No that’s wrong, he was servicing her plumbing.”  Debbie wailed, “That’s the only place he could be, and if that’s where he is he can go to hell!”

As fast as I could, I offered to let her know if Dave returned, said good-bye and hung up.  I needed to have my plumbing fixed and not to be in the middle of a marital dispute.

I searched around the house and walked the fields again but there was no sign of Dave.  By now night was approaching.  With reluctance I called the police.  I related to the officer Dave’s disappearance and also about my conversation with his wife. 

“Sounds like a sticky situation,” came the officer’s reply.  He continued, “I’ll phone the wife. She’s the one that has to file a missing person report.  After I talk to her I’ll take a run out to your place and see if I can figure out what is going on.”

I said I’d be watching for him, hung up and looked into having the mess upstairs cleaned up.  A few hours later a police car pulled up behind Dave’s truck.  By now it was quite dark, so I put on the outside lights and saw a policeman walking towards the front door.  He introduced himself as Officer Marks and I asked him in.

April 14, 2024 at 4:21 pm Leave a comment

PLUMBING PROBLEMS: PART VIII

                    PLUMBING PROBLEMS VIII

 While Robin was involved with her various activities, I busied myself with some errands.  After a few hours we returned home and as we approached the house, I was surprised to see Dave’s truck still in my driveway.  I got Robin settled with a snack and a video we had rented, then proceeded upstairs to see how things are coming along.  I thought Dave would be long gone by now.  The fact that he was still here was not a good sign; a big bill was heading my way.  Halfway up the stairs, I was greeted by a horrible stench that started me gagging.  I made it up the stairs and opened some of the windows.  The house smelled like Porto-John on a hot summer day.  I was not really prepared for what I found in the master bathroom.  Dave’s tools were scattered over the floor, but Dave wasn’t there.  Yellowish goo, inches deep in some places, covered the bathroom floor.  The smell in the bathroom was horrible, smelling as if the septic system had backed up and that smell was combined with another smell that defied description.  I hurried from the bathroom and started calling for Dave.  I went outside for some fresh air and took a short walk around the property.  Jack was working in his field, so I asked if he had seen anyone walking around my place.  Jack just shook his head and went back to his work.  Finally, I phoned Dave’s office and was greeted by the voice of a young woman who introduced herself as Debbie Watson and asked how she could help me.  I told her who I was and that Dave’s truck was still at my house but I couldn’t find Dave and my plumbing problems were getting worse.  Debbie’s voice changed from that of a professional secretary to a worried wife and then to something else.  She suddenly sounded furious.

April 13, 2024 at 6:08 pm Leave a comment

RANDOM IMAGES: THE COMING STORM

I’m presenting a new category, mainly because it doesn’t fit with anything thus far presented in this blog.  If you enjoy it, let me know.  If you hate it, let me know, my skin is thick.

Day draws down as the beach empties, time to relax for the evening.  Once at your beach rental, you sit on the sheltered porch and recall the release of tension the day has provided.  Beer, cocktails and sodas are offered to those tanned and burned friends sharing this vacation day.

With the evening meal done, you all return to the porch and appreciate the view.  Costal grass along with elegant birds provide a picture-perfect image.

Looking to the south and west you note dark clouds closing in.  Flashes build within their ominous presence and dull thunder signals an approaching storm.

The turbulence of life is echoed to you as the storm draws near.

July 20, 2016 at 11:38 pm 1 comment


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