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THE HORROR AT LAKE HARMONY: HORROR SHORT STORY, PARTVI

This story was published by Necrology Shorts in January 2010.

                      THE HORROR AT LAKE HARMONY

I carefully closed the book and felt a shiver as I recalled some newspaper accounts of horrible occurrences that happened at Lake Harmony remembering that they took place at four year intervals.

                                                            * * *

The latest incident occurred on June 12, 1998.  A group of four friends came to the campsite where we enjoyed camping.  Pitching their tent, they settled in for a few days of hiking and fishing.  It was reported that they were to leave the morning of June 13.  The morning of June 13 arrived and the surrounding campsites awoke to find that site 35 was empty.  The men were gone, along with their belongings.  They were never seen again.  They had disappeared with no word to their family or friends.  I remembered in the article about the fishermen, an earlier incident was mentioned of a horrifying occurrence that had never been solved. 

It was June 12, 1994.  A family of four, a mom, dad and two young sons were camping at site 34.  On the morning of their departure, no one stirred.  Finally, the time to vacate the site arrived and their tent was still standing with all their gear spread around the campsite.  A ranger stopped at the campsite and called out, “Time to pack-up and leave”.  There was no response.  He shouted that he was opening the tent and did so.  The poor fellow lost his mind with the sight that greeted him.  The mother and boys were there, murdered and horribly mutilated.  The father was gone and suspected of the crimes.  He was never found.

May 28, 2024 at 12:32 pm Leave a comment

PLUMBING PROBLEMS: PART IX

               PLUMBING PROBLEMS IX

“Hang on,” she said, “I’ll try his cell phone.”  She came back on the line and said her call to Dave could not be completed; something was wrong with his cell phone.  I wasn’t prepared for her next response.

She half shouted and half cried, “That bastard!”

There was more to come.

“He’s with his slut, that son of a bitch.  That’s the only place he can be.”  Debbie continued with an explanation that I really didn’t need to hear.  “We had just been married a year, and I knew I wasn’t his first girlfriend, but I figured I’d be the last.  Dave had accepted a job from a woman new to the area and I found out he was servicing more than just her plumbing.  No that’s wrong, he was servicing her plumbing.”  Debbie wailed, “That’s the only place he could be, and if that’s where he is he can go to hell!”

As fast as I could, I offered to let her know if Dave returned, said good-bye and hung up.  I needed to have my plumbing fixed and not to be in the middle of a marital dispute.

I searched around the house and walked the fields again but there was no sign of Dave.  By now night was approaching.  With reluctance I called the police.  I related to the officer Dave’s disappearance and also about my conversation with his wife. 

“Sounds like a sticky situation,” came the officer’s reply.  He continued, “I’ll phone the wife. She’s the one that has to file a missing person report.  After I talk to her I’ll take a run out to your place and see if I can figure out what is going on.”

I said I’d be watching for him, hung up and looked into having the mess upstairs cleaned up.  A few hours later a police car pulled up behind Dave’s truck.  By now it was quite dark, so I put on the outside lights and saw a policeman walking towards the front door.  He introduced himself as Officer Marks and I asked him in.

April 14, 2024 at 4:21 pm Leave a comment

PLUMBING PROBLEMS: PART VIII

                    PLUMBING PROBLEMS VIII

 While Robin was involved with her various activities, I busied myself with some errands.  After a few hours we returned home and as we approached the house, I was surprised to see Dave’s truck still in my driveway.  I got Robin settled with a snack and a video we had rented, then proceeded upstairs to see how things are coming along.  I thought Dave would be long gone by now.  The fact that he was still here was not a good sign; a big bill was heading my way.  Halfway up the stairs, I was greeted by a horrible stench that started me gagging.  I made it up the stairs and opened some of the windows.  The house smelled like Porto-John on a hot summer day.  I was not really prepared for what I found in the master bathroom.  Dave’s tools were scattered over the floor, but Dave wasn’t there.  Yellowish goo, inches deep in some places, covered the bathroom floor.  The smell in the bathroom was horrible, smelling as if the septic system had backed up and that smell was combined with another smell that defied description.  I hurried from the bathroom and started calling for Dave.  I went outside for some fresh air and took a short walk around the property.  Jack was working in his field, so I asked if he had seen anyone walking around my place.  Jack just shook his head and went back to his work.  Finally, I phoned Dave’s office and was greeted by the voice of a young woman who introduced herself as Debbie Watson and asked how she could help me.  I told her who I was and that Dave’s truck was still at my house but I couldn’t find Dave and my plumbing problems were getting worse.  Debbie’s voice changed from that of a professional secretary to a worried wife and then to something else.  She suddenly sounded furious.

April 13, 2024 at 6:08 pm Leave a comment

THE DRIVING LESSON: A COMEDY

An unpublished story

THE DRIVING LESSON

Many years ago, while I was in high school, Sam Franks was my driving instructor.  He was a good instructor, easy-going and fun. Then one day I had an instructor change: a change from hell.

I was a junior, and every Thursday, during, my study hall I was scheduled for a driving lesson.  Mr. Franks taught me to drive a Honda, equipped for student drivers; I loved driving that little car.

The morning of my fourth lesson arrived and I went out to the parking lot to meet Mr. Franks, but he wasn’t there, and the Honda was nowhere in sight.  I walked around the lot looking lost when I heard my name called out.  I turned to see a man approaching, a stranger to me, and someone who seemed out of place in a high school parking lot.  He appeared to be in his sixties, tall and thin.  What really made him stand out were his clothes.  He wore faded bib overalls, stained with oil and grease and a mixture of other things better left unknown.  Under his overalls he wore a white sweatshirt, or at least a sweatshirt that was white at one time years ago.  On his head he wore a faded green John Deere cap rimmed with sweat stains.  Long white hair emerged from beneath the cap.  Work boots completed the outfit.  His heavily whiskered cheek bulged with what I thought was the largest piece of gum I had ever seen anyone chew.

  As he approached he shouted, “Can I help you?  Looking for a driving lesson?”

  “Well, yes”, I replied,” I’m looking for Mr. Franks.”

  “Well, you found him, “came his answer.  Now my Mr. Franks was in his thirties, kind of preppy while this guy was old enough to be his – father.  The fact that this man knew my name at first puzzled me, but I started putting two and two together – fast.  “I guess you expected to see Sam Jr., well, he ain’t here, gone to Pittsburgh to interview for another job and I’m filling in.

“Are you a teacher?” I asked with an unsteady voice.

  “Listen, I taught Sam Jr. how to drive a tractor.  If I could teach that lunkhead son of mine to drive a tractor I sure as hell can teach you to drive a car.  The principal of the school said I needed a teaching credential but I had a year to get it, so I figured what the hell, I’ll make some money for a year and then I’m out of here.  Now let’s get your butt behind the wheel.”

That was the other problem I immediately identified, there was no car.  I guess from the look on my face, Mr. Franks Sr. knew what I was thinking.  “Sam Jr. loaned that little Honda to another teachee, so I had to bring my own vehicle.”  With that, Mr. Franks pointed to a pickup truck older than me.  Between the rust and the patching, I found it hard to determine the color, but I think it had once been blue.  Now the Honda I loved had three peddles – a gas pedal and two brake pedals.  The truck had three peddles also, but they were all on the driver’s side.  This damn old piece of crap had a standard transmission.

“I can’t drive a standard transmission,” I said.

  “Oh yes you can,” came Mr. Franks reply.

 “What about the instructor’s brake?” was my next question?

  “I got long legs,” he said, “and I figure after I squash your foot a couple of times you won’t make any more stupid damn mistakes.”

Did I want to go back into school or what – but the lessons were paid for and Mr. Franks did not look like the kind of man that would give refunds.  When I entered the cab of the pickup I got a sickening feeling that it wasn’t gum that was bulging his cheek.  There, attached to the dash, with a piece of coat hanger, was an old coffee can, which he wound up using often during the lesson.  Reluctantly, I sat on the bench seat of the pickup, and with some difficulty, attached the lap belt.  The next the thing I knew, Mr. Franks was shouting, “Damn it, what in the hell are you doing messing up the seat belts?” 

“I’m using it,” I said firmly. 

“I had them all laid out so nice and now you screwed them up,” he groaned, “don’t let it happen again.”

With the seat belt part of the lesson out of the way, I started the engine.  We immediately lurched forward and the engine died.  “What in the hell do you think the clutch is for, decoration?” he screamed.  I thought maybe he could teach me the use of the clutch, but I kept that idea to myself.  I felt a demonstration would be helpful and it was soon in coming.  “Put your foot on the clutch,” he said, and I did.  Before I knew it his size twelve work boot had smashed the clutch peddle, along with my foot, down to the floor.  “You step on the clutch when you start the engine and when you change gears, you idiot.”

I will not describe the next fifteen or so minutes because it has taken me years trying to forget.  I finally got the truck started and sort of found most of the gears.  The fact that I didn’t have to wear a neck collar for months after the lesson was a miracle.  By the time we made it out of the parking lot, my lesson was more than half over.  “We’ll just do a little driving and then head back,” he said.  After a little time on the road, I gained some confidence, although confidence might be too strong a word.  We were driving along when I noticed that the light at the intersection about half a block away had turned yellow.  I started to gently ease off on the gas when Mr. Franks’ size twelve mashed my foot and the gas pedal down to the floor.  People dove for the sidewalk as we barreled through the red light.  I sat waiting for the explanation for this maneuver and it was soon coming.  “You heard about defensive driving?” he asked.  I nodded yes.  “Well remember this; the best defense is a good offense.”  I rolled my eyes.  Mr. Franks was into offensive driving, what a surprise.

The next thing I knew he grabbed the wheel and jerked it to the right.  I felt a slight thump, thump as the wheels ran over something.  “Stop the truck,” he yelled, “I think we nailed him.”  I looked in the rearview mirror and could not believe my eyes.  A squirrel lay dead in the street.  Franks hopped out of the truck, retrieved a burlap bag from the truck bed, and bagged the poor critter.  “Won’t have to go shopping on my way home now,” he said.  “You know,” he went on, “all you need to do is skin ‘em and gut ‘em.  The wheels act as kind of a natural tenderizer – breaks up the bones and the meat just melts in your mouth.”

 I was going to be sick.

That was my first lesson with Sam Franks Sr., but not my last.  I finished the course with him and went on to get my license, but I was never quite the same.

I’m married now and have a daughter who wants to learn to drive and wants me to teach her.  She doesn’t think her dad has the patience.  We’ve gone driving a few times now.  Our seatbelts are always buckled, and when we approach a yellow light I make her stop even if she thinks she can make it.  I’ve cleared most of Mr. Franks Sr.’s unique habits from my teaching techniques. But I still harbor the memory of that poor little squirrel.

Suddenly a squirrel darts out onto the road, I have a sudden urge, but I keep it under control.

                                          THE END        

April 3, 2024 at 11:40 am Leave a comment

A CHRISTMAS TREE STORY

                                          A CHRISTMAS TREE STORY

For many years my family practiced a Christmas tradition involved in obtaining a Christmas tree. This experience holds a special place in our hearts. Those of you buying a live tree this Christmas season, a tree with an enormous price, may shed a tear after reading this story.

Many years ago, a friend at work told me about a unique tree farm where trees cost seven dollars. I can assure you that the prices of trees on Christmas tree lots, at that time, were much more. I obtained directions to the farm, and one Sunday afternoon, piled the family into our car and off we went. After a few wrong turns I found the farm. And for years we went there for our Christmas tree and experienced the true meaning of Christmas.

The tree farm was south of Phenixville Pennsylvania. I learned from the owner that the property was once the site of a small airport having a hanger in which he could store his powder blue tail-dragger single engine high wing plane. After many years the hanger was falling apart, and much to his amazement, he was able to fire up the engine and taxi the plane out. But I doubt that the plane will ever fly again.

Now back to the trees.

The tree farm was made up of groves of jack-pine trees, and he spent the off season trimming the trees for sale for Christmas. He was in his late seventies or early eighties, and you could tell, for now, it was his life’s work.

Now a jack-pine is an evergreen with branches, far apart, along its trunk. They were scraggly looking trees, but you could load ornaments along the full length of the branches. As opposed to the usual ‘full’ Christmas trees where only the tips of the branches could be decorated. Once decorated, these jack-pine trees were beautiful.

For tree selection my two daughters brought along multiple scarves to drape on trees which showed promise. Once the ‘perfect tree’ was chosen I cut it down and carried it to the small trailer he kept on the property. He wrapped the tree with twine then went inside with my wife and daughters to sip hot chocolate. While I was left to tie the tree to the car roof coming close to suffering frostbite.

On the wall of the trailer were mounted news articles. Clippings about the farm and his generosity. He donated trees to churches and organizations. I’m he would give trees to those suffering hardship.

Once home, we decorated our scrawny ‘Charlie Brown tree’ and turned it into a thing of beauty.

After a few years of getting our trees at the farm the owner told me he thought he was charging too much so he lowered the price to five dollars. I began bringing him a loaf of homemade cinnamon raisin bread and he told me I could have a tree for free. I assured him that five dollars was what I would pay.

The man through all the years had a collie running free on the property. But the dog wandered somewhere causing someone to complain. A township official arrived and warned the man about his dog. The next time we went to buy a tree he told me that that’s it and he was selling the property. I hope he got a good price and I’m sure some developer filled the land with McMansions sitting cheek to jowl. Houses with no character, only volume.

I will never return to that property for it would spoil my memories of a wonderful Christmas tradition. That fellow was the epitome of the Christmas spirit with the kindness and generosity of the holiday season.     

December 22, 2023 at 8:48 pm Leave a comment

POEMS AND FLEETING THOUGHTS: REMEMBERING MY NIECE, LISA

Written 11/23/15

Lisa Eckert, died when 25.

Today would have been 41.

She is remembered.

 

Lisa

There is a love beyond description,

Beyond the commonplace,

The love of a child

Fractured by fate,

Innocent of understanding

In a world

Where that may be a gift,

Surrounded love,

Existing in love,

Until love took her home.

 

 

April 18, 2016 at 7:28 pm 5 comments

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